Dress to impress. Dress like a young financial advisor getting brunch with friends. Dress like you could go back in time and buy out of the Hookups catalog. Wear lavender polo shirts. With stripes. What's the logo on the chest? Have you never seen it before? You'll have to explain it's a collaborative monogram for Iggy and Sneeze.
6.0 oz./yd² 95% cotton, 5% spandex. "is" logo embroidered at chest. 2 button striped and collared shirt with no side slit.